50 Funny Positive Affirmations to Brighten Your Day

​Funny positive affirmations are positive statements that you say on a daily basis to affirm what you already know about yourself. They typically help remind of positive thoughts when negative thoughts get too overwhelming and can be a great coping mechanism on hard days.

Funny affirmations are even better because they give you a good laugh while acting as a powerful tool in your self-growth journey. These 50 funny daily affirmations will get you into a positive mindset with some funny vibes mixed in. 

This post is all about funny positive affirmations.

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FUNNY POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS:

1. I’m allowed to say “no, thank you” to the negative people in my life because I’m too awesome to let them bring me down.
2. Sometimes, the most intelligent people are also the most annoying and I can kick them out of my life unless I’m talking about myself. 
3. Life is too short for me to spend part of life stressing out over what people don’t tell me.
4. It’s okay if my favorite moment of my day is when I get to pass out at the end of the day from a long work week. 
5. Maybe I’m not crossing oceans today, but I am crossing my bedroom to go to the bathroom and that doesn’t mean I’m any less valuable than I was yesterday. 

6. I’m not looking forward to Monday morning, but I can still handle it because I know how to love myself no matter how productive I am or how much people like my Monday morning self.
7. I can handle all of the stressful situations that come my way because I’ve gotten this far and coffee will help me get the rest of the way. 
8. This plot twist is not stronger than me no matter what the writer of this chapter of my life thinks.
9. Strong people don’t intimidate me because I’m just as strong as them even if I don’t go to the gym every day. 
10. I can fit all of my self-doubt onto a postage stamp and send it straight to the post office because I’m too valuable to keep that stuff inside. 

11. I am so excited for the ridiculously amazing day I’m about to have and I’m not going to let anyone’s bad mood or mean remarks bring me down. 
12. Every day I’m getting closer to that positive life I want to lead and deserve to lead no matter what the people around me say because I’m not listening to them in the first place. 
13. The best thing about today is that I get to be myself and there’s no one else I’d rather be because I’m hilarious, growing every day, and confident in myself. 
14. I have a unique sense of humor that some people may not understand because I make myself laugh no matter what. 
15. The only goal I have to have today is to be a little bit better than the person I was yesterday even if that feels like a really low bar.

16. My personal growth is no one’s business but my own and I owe it to myself to actually work on myself and become a better person every day.
17. I don’t let bad vibes affect me no matter how real or loud they get because I protect my peace when other people try to disrupt it. 
18. I will remind myself to take a deep breath anytime someone is testing my patience today because they don’t deserve to disturb my inner peace. 
19. The next time I question myself, I’ll remember that I’m the best person I know and I’d rather be myself than anyone else I know.
20. Whether or not this has been a good morning, I have the power to make this the best day ever because I’m spending it with my favorite person: myself.

21. They say that I shouldn’t take the easy way out of life, but I can’t help that I’m so lucky that I get to be myself every day and I love being me.
22. I don’t always have to be on the lighter side of life and it’s okay if I want to get upset about life sometimes because life can sometimes suck. 
23. If I’m in a bad mood right now, I may still be able to get into a better mood because my moods change as often as the weather changes.  
24. It’s a new day and I’m ready to take it head first because I deserve the best possible treatment from everyone including myself. 
25. I’m going to ignore the little voice in the back of my head that tells me stuff like “I’m not capable” because that voice has no idea what it’s talking about.

26. I have a good heart and I can trust that my intentions are good because I’m going through life trying to mess everyone else’s lives up.
27. I’m in a better place today than I was yesterday and I was in a better place yesterday than I was the day before, so it can only improve from here. 
28. I choose to have a positive outlook on the world no matter how many people try to get me to change my mind on that.
29. Dear Universe, I’m in charge of my life, so don’t go messing it up for me when I’m doing exactly what I want to be doing and I like who I am.
30. My problem-solving skills will help me get out of any trouble that I find myself in and I believe in that despite how much fun it is to get into trouble.

31. I’m focusing on my personal development because I’m worth the effort it takes to improve myself and people can either respect that or leave.
32. I’m a fundamentally good person who is worth the love people give me, including myself. 
33. I need to add self love to my to-do list everyday because I deserve to see the ways I love myself even if no one else cares.
34. I had a bad day yesterday and that’s not going to limit the positive energy that today holds because I’m the last person who will limit myself.
35. Let’s be honest, I’m an adorable badass, enough said.

36. I’m allowed to have negative thoughts sometimes because I have bad days that even my inner comedian can’t fix. (Read this for some context about toxic positivity.)
37. Difficult people can’t get me down because I’m the master of laughter and my own little comedian.
38. I’m feeling good today and I’m ready to have a great day that makes yesterday jealous.
39. I’m in the right place at the right moment and I’m going to keep saying funny positive affirmations until I believe it.
40. I have a happy life and I love living my happy life regardless of the haters.  

41. I bring the right energy into every conversation and I’m happy to handle anything people throw my way. 
42. The best part about my worst day is that it will be over and I can have a better day tomorrow.
43. Awesome things are coming my way and I can’t wait for them to happen.
44. I am not the chair of negative committee because I’m over here on positive island. 
45. It’s okay if the little things get to me as much as the big things.

46. I know the right thing for myself and I believe in my ability to make the best decisions for myself. 
47. I’m a funny person with interesting ideas and people enjoy being around my good vibes.
48. I have a social life that I love with people that make my life better since I have no space for the people who do nothing but take my energy. 
49. I’m good at making the best of a difficult situation because I’ve had way too much practice at it. 
50. I’ve got so many amazing things coming my way that I’ve got to be careful I don’t accidentally miss them.

This post is all about funny positive affirmations.